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Date: 2001-09-26 08:59
Subject: Forward to me from a friend.
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>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
>I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
>blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
>and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise
>you to relax, we'll have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted
>back in the box."
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Life mostly un-examined.: Fish N'Chips
User: dipster
Date: 2001-09-26 09:19 (UTC)
Subject: Blond Jokes
Keyword:Fish N'Chips
"Why are you staring at the orange juice?"

"Because it says 'Concentrate'!"
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Andie Pandie
User: abnrml
Date: 2001-09-26 09:45 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
That was great I needed a good laugh this morning (:
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