Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory. Lasts forever (dangarion) wrote,
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory. Lasts forever

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Forward to me from a friend.

>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
>I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
>blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
>and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise
>you to relax, we'll have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted
>back in the box."

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