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Date: 2001-05-02 08:05
Subject: Funny Stuff...
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Mood:amusedamused
THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY WITH A HALLMARK

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having
met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell

until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to
ruin it
for me."

"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like
the
need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was
before
this!"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to
take
this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Life like!

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.
So
here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."

"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who
the
father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there
was
only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday-so
we're
having you put to sleep."

"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Kentucky, Arkansas, and
some
parts of Alabama)
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Me-lis-sa
User: shaigirl
Date: 2001-05-02 09:15 (UTC)
Subject: Ha!
Those were funny. Well, with the exception of the last one. That one was just wrong... plain WRONG!!! heheh
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User: deathsblade
Date: 2001-05-02 10:28 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
he he he.
Those were COOL!

I should market some of 'em..*grin*

I bet we could do it!

"Anti-Hallmark Inc."

All the things you wish you could say...now you can!
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