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My Paris Hilton Jokes

I haven't seen any coverage since I heard she was going home. But these are what I thought of.

When Paris received her ankle bracelet her first response when they put it on was, "That's Hot!".

Ok next one.

When the doctor went to see Paris in jail and he asked her what the problem was she said, "I'm Hot!". So they sent her home because of a fever.
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