April 17th, 2001


Special AndySoft Tribute Babe of the Week

Well with AndySoft moving back up to the snowy curtain, Canada (temporarily). Here is the AndySoft tribute. I took one of his requests and got a couple pictures and then I also incorporated 2 of my own. Have a safe trip man!

Without further ado...

Angelica Bridges (oh how I love Redheads!)

Alicia Witt (once again a wonderful Redhead! =) )

Sung Hi Lee (one of the most beautiful Asian women I have ever seen. And I know Andy has a thing for Asian chicks just like myself ;P )

6 Days till the next Babe of the Week, send in requests if you like. I know a majority of my readers are female, but hey I'm a guy! :)
  • Current Music
    Foo Fighters - Up in Arms


I don't agree with this! I would never cheat. And I would only use my powers for good. I think I am going to take the test over I took it almost a year ago.

Spark.Com Personality Test

( Dominant Extroverted Abstract Thinker )

You are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for 'good' or 'bad', it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.

Ok I think this is more like me...

Retook my Spark Test and this fits me more now I think.

(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Daniel Schoonover
Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

Another Test

Work is dead, waiting for calls!

TheSpark.com Bastard Test

The results are in. You are certifiably:

18% bastard!
10% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
4% (less bastard than you)
96% (more bastard than you)

Of the 2,181,250 test takers so far:

73% like to drink
59% gamble
51% will lie for sex
48% have cheated
41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone
17% would have sex with a relative
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

TheSpark.Com Sex Test

Taking more tests. I've taken these all before but they can be fun when you are bored!

TheSpark.Com Sex Test

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

4 people!

Including the 2 you've already had sex with,
that makes 2 new lovers!

The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.

Interesting test statistics:
(updated every 5 minutes)

5,232,679 people have taken The SexTest
55% of all test takers are female, and 45% are male.
39% are virgins.
6% are married.
72% believe in love at first sight.
30% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.
And 155973 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.

TheSpark.com Match Test

More Tests! More Tests!

TheSpark.Com Match Test

"The Boy Scout"
Dependent Good
Love Provider

love experience
sex experience
animal aggression

dangarion SYNOPSIS

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.

Glen Phillips (formerly of Toad the Wet Sprocket) - Drive By

Well I think we need a little bit of humor here... :)
Glen Phillips the former lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket is amazing and this song is on his new album just released in stores. It actually is about a story about Ben Folds of Ben Folds Five, when he was a kid...
Music and Lyrics by Glen Phillips

I was the driver for the drive-by of the neighbors dog
dad had always hated him and he said come on son
get into the vega now and
I'll go get my shotgun

it was a military holiday and kids were everywhere
I hid behind the steering wheel and tried to disappear
tried to speak but couldn't
dad was whistling and drinking beer

And I prayed dear God
if you save this dog
I will never get high
I will never jack off
I will do all the things that I should but have not
I'll be a good boy from now on

we turned around the corner soon and saw the neighbors yard
dad lit up a cigarette and rolled the window down
and grinning like an idiot
he stuck his head and body out

And I prayed dear God
if you save this dog
I will never get high
I will never jack off
I will be all the things that I should but am not
I'll be a good boy from now on
I'll be a good boy from now on

Well he popped in a shell
took aim with the gun
then a flash and a bang
and the dog it was gone

it jumped up and it ran away
dad had shot right through it's chain

well dad said take me to the dairy freeze
I wanna have a shake
we sipped them on the benches there
and stared out on the lake
and dad has never said another word about that day

And I hope you're not disappointed God
cause I still get high
and I still jack off
and you knew I was lying but you still saved that dog
you're such a good God
you're such a good good God
you're such a good goddamn backwards dog
and I'll be a good boy from now on
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    Glen Phillips - Drive By